Sometimes you lie in bed at night and you don’t have a single thing to worry about. That always worries me!
You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you’re down there.
Adults are always asking children what they want to be when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
Even though you’re growing up, you should never stop having fun.
Friday sees more smiles than any other day of the workweek!
If you want to be sure that you never forget your wife’s birthday, just try forgetting it once.